The Last Bit

What do you start with this fine specimen of a human being?

We are the most critical of our own actions and we always have been.

It is the golden rule of serving food that has kept us all in good stead for many years. But in this day and age why on earth are the fellas getting served first?

There is a time and a place for everything but this my friends is not it.

Ahead of the Christmas period let’s clear some things up. Either we are all Christmassy or we aren’t.

The life of the lonely waiter is complicated and fraught with many dangers.

If you don’t slurp then you are not a ‘proper Asian.’ You may well think that by not slurping you are ‘different’ but we all know down you love to slurp your drink.

If there is one thing we like doing more than anything else is bling the **** out of everything we see.

Could this be the most disgraceful thing ever invented by any person ever? Come on, you might as well write ‘diseased’ on the cup.

If you ever wanted to see the best and worst amongst us then you only have to check out blue shalwar kameez guy. This outfit is worn by two types of people.